G.I. Joe - The Rise of Cobra Drinking Game
-There’s a flashback sequence.
-Channing Tatum is wooden.
-Marlon Wayans has a stupid one-liner. Chug if it makes you want to murder him.
-A character’s code name is used.
-The accelerator suits are used
-There’s an explosion
-A gun is fired
-Chug whenever the plot pulls a ridiculous coincidence out of left field (Baroness is Duke’s ex girlfriend!)
-Chug whenever the movie rapes your childhood. This is open to interpretation.
Oz the Great and Powerful Drinking Game
-Oscar has a shit-eating grin on his face
-James Franco chews scenery.
-Anyone chews scenery.
-Theodora is naive or slightly stalky.
-Evanora is manipulative.
-Oscar isn’t the wizard they expect. Chug, however, if he’s the wizard they need right now… The wizard they deserve… the Dark… Sorry, that got away from me.
-Oscar is manipulative or dishonest.
-Oscar gets someone’s name wrong.
-Obvious CGI is obvious.
-Anyone takes off or puts on a hat.
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Crank Drinking Game
Crank Drinking Game
-Someone is shown using a Cell Phone (one for each person)
-A heart is shown beating
-There is nudity or sex
-Someone is shot
-Chev is about to die
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Picking Up Girls on Valentine’s Day
Hey all! long time no see!
As we all know, Valentine’s Day is a Time for lovers… But wait… Are you Single? Oh no!
Those of you in the know are likely aware of something very special about V-Day already, so let’s let all our other brothers in on the fun.
Valentine’s Day is a tremendous time to pick up. Single women have a tendency to feel melancholy at the fact that they are currently without someone to spend this ridiculous over-commercialized Holiday with. So rather than having to be “Romantic” with your girlfriend or whatever the Hell it is people do on Valentine’s Day, use the holiday to your advantage and go home with some ladies.
And now, as a bonus, here are some great Valentine’s-Specific tips.
-Wish girls a Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Merry Christmas, Happy St. Patty’s Day, Chair Day, whatever.
-Ask if they got your card… Or why you haven’t received their card yet. Feel free to be as mock insulted as humanly possible. You can pretty much go as far as you want with this, lamenting the fact that she hasn’t sent you Flowers or Candy either. What gives, woman?
-Make sure you don’t directly answer any questions like “Why don’t you have a girlfriend”, or “why aren’t you on a date”. These are shit tests and are not worthy of regular responses . Exaggerate. Be ridiculous. Roll your eyes. Call her on her silly question.
-Send out a mass text to girls already in your Phone. Something like “[Your Name] wishes you Happy Flowers and Candy Day.” Once you get some responses, talk to the girls and see if they’re doing anything tonight. Do not make this at all about V-Day. Just offer a simple drink at a bar to hang out. There’s a pretty decent chance she doesn’t want to go home alone tonight.
-Mock the holiday. Talk about how there’s Red and Hearts everywhere, and how that’s terrifying. Talk about how all of society is about to gain a bunch of weight from the chocolate they’ll eat tonight. Talk about how people buying in are suckers.
-If she asks what you do for a living, say “Shhhh… don’t tell anyone, but I’m actually Cupid.
Good luck out there gentlemen. We’re all counting on you.
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Slumdog Millionaire Drinking Game
Our Slumdog Millionaire Drinking Game
-There is a flashback or flash-forward.
-You see or anyone mentions money
-Anyone uses any variation of the word “Million”
-Anyone is harmed or anything is stolen
-Anyone says “Slum” or “Latika”
-Chug whenever Jamal gets a right answer..